Your Life For Mine
Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Stick That In Your Archive
Complete the game in single player mode.
Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
My Buddy and Me
Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Half Way There
Complete half the game.
Reach 500,000 points.
Come On Down!
Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Houston, we have Perfection
Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.
Its Aboot Time
Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.
Defeat "Old Berney" without losing a life.
Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.
Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"