Brad's Savior and Best Friend
Complete three sections of the third genre.
Collection of a True Fan
Spend your hard-earned money and buy all the unlockables from Dr. Winklemeyer.
Play every reaction sequence mistake-free.
He Ain't Even Married
Survive a specific section without getting hit.
Hero of the Silver Age
Complete three sections of the second genre.
I Took Performance Enhancers
Max out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
Job Well Done, Faithful Reader
Complete the game.
Neural Net Processors
Destroy 25 of Brad's BradBots.
Pressed X a lot
Earn some cash by talking to people in the base.
Shut Star Up
Let your feelings guide you.
Two Stood Against Many
Complete three sections of the first comic genre.
Violence Solves Everything
Fire 125,000 total shots.