A Job for Life
You destroyed a manâ€™s livelihood and smashed something up while you were at it. Youâ€™re a true Hero.
Alas, Poor Nodsy!
You laid to rest the spirits of a platoon of morons. Theyâ€™re another dimensionâ€™s problem now.
Roast chicken is the best smell in the world. Unless youâ€™re a chicken.
There it is! You killed ten creatures with explosive barrels.
You killed a hobbe with his own bomb. â€˜Tis the sport to have the enginer hoist with his own petar.
A good driver keeps their hands on the reins at all times, apart from when theyâ€™re killing things.
You purchased ten upgrades. Your powers are beginning to soar. Soar like a chicken.
Don't Stop Believing
You have completed your Journey. The Spire is no more, and a new dawn awaits Albion.
1,000 kills! Thatâ€™s a lot of killing. You should have a lie down. And a shower.
Fear of Flying
You killed 20 enemies in midair. Flyingâ€™s fine â€“ itâ€™s landing that hurts. Also, the magic spells.
Five Billion Candle Power
You burned the Corruption from three creatures with one spell. Time to break out the factor 40.
You killed 500 enemies. The Grim Reaper loves round numbers.
You rescued Fergus from a spot of Hobbe bother. Your reward? Singing and beans.
For Every Chest, a Consequence
You opened 15 chests. Now on to the greater mystery: Whose stuff have you been stealing?
You killed three enemies with thrown objects. Down in front!
You made it out of Bladebarrow. Most donâ€™t.
Great Balls of Fire
You killed three enemies with one Fireball. Goodness gracious.
You tried your hand at all camp activities. Way to go, cowboy.
You dealt with a travelling enemy by making it crash and die. Ben Hur would be proud.
You earned a Bronze Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
You purchased 15 upgrades. Truly, you are a Hero.
You juggled a hobbe. A career in the circus awaits. A pretty odd circus, admittedly.
I Used to Be an Adventurer
Then I took an arrow to the horse. She's all better now, though.
If I Only Had a Brain
You whiled away the hours, conferring with the flowers. And exploding scarecrowsâ€™ heads.
In the Palm of Your Hand
The power of the gauntlets is now yours, but so is their burden.
Long Sustained Attacks
You fully upgraded one of your spells. Youâ€™ll be able to bring down anything now.
Medal Gear Solid
You earned a Gold Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Mind over Matter
The Temptress is no more. Or was it all just a dream?
Mind Your Manas
You dished out a veritable smorgasbord of spell power. Delicious.
No Claims Bonus
You completed The Last Stand without taking any damage.
Off the Chain
You achieved a kill chain of 40 during Arcade Mode.
Off the Menu
The Devourer has been defeated, and Fergus is at rest. Thereâ€™s no turning back now, Hero.
Pedal to the Medal
You earned a Silver Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
Ten stingers in five seconds. How long for the other 600,000?
Pimp My Cart
Yo Gabe, we heard you like Heroes so we hung a Hero from your cart so you can Hero while you Hero.
You killed 15 enemies with their own attacks. Reflect on your progress, and feel proud.
Return of the Black Knight
You dismantled a hollow man. Itâ€™s just a (rotting) flesh-wound!
You ran down an enemy with your cart. Consider investing in a plough.
Saved by the Sun
You escaped the Devourer... for now.
Shardly a Problem
You cast Shards with utmost precision. For your next trick, spear an apple off Serenâ€™s head.
You made it to the barn and saw off the White Balverine (with a little help from your friends).
You purchased five upgrades. Your Journey has begun.
Test Your Medal
You earned your first Medal in Arcade Mode.
The Long Road Home
You finally caught up with Katlan. Itâ€™s you who's needed at the front of the convoy now.
The Open Road
Your story has begun, but where will the road lead you?
The Whites of Their Eyes
You got cosy with a balverine. You must have nerves of steel -- and no working olfactory system.
Burning through the sky at 200 degrees. Thatâ€™s why they call him Mr. Pushed-in-the-Lava.
You emerged unscathed from a troll fight. Problem?
You thrust your arms in the air during the minecart ride. Souvenir photo available in the gift shop.
Why the Long Face?
You healed ten wounds on Seren. If she walked into a bar and bruised herself, youâ€™d heal that too.