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Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

Overall: This is without a doubt the worst game I have ever played. It looks fantastic but plays like limp mung. The only way this game could get a decent score is if I had only watched someone else play. And who would play this game? A dateless pervert who never got to play with his sisters Barbies as a kid. That's how it made me feel.

Gameplay: Horrid! Absolute crap. It doesn't feel like you're even playing this game...it feels like the game is happening to you. It consists of virtually nothing but timing your button presses. If I want to do that, I'll go smack one of those stupid games that spit out prize tickets if you stop the light within the scoring zone. You can't see your players on defense, then they magically appear in place for a return, then automatically jump for a spike and all you do is press A once for each. Crap!

Graphics: The game has superb graphics, but all the best looking parts of the game are cutscenes when all you have control over is the camera. The menus are sub-par and the gambling looks like a free Windows game. Also, it's hard to appreciate the graphics when there is so very little content in the game.

Audio: Awful voice acting that's annoyingly all in Japanese. Terrible soundtrack full of yippie-skippy tracks that I'm sure made it onto the From Justin to Kelly soundtrack. I gave it a 2 because the game does support custom soundtracks, but for some reason it only works half the time.

Suggestions: If you want to develop a video game, make an experience based on the players wit, coordination, and skill. If you'd rather make interactive movies like DOAX, don't make us waste our on it by advertising it as a video game.

Overall Score: 2.0 / 10

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